星期日, 2月 12, 2012

浪漫說明書

說明書大補帖/浪漫說明書

【聯合報╱葉子妹】

2012.02.11 04:02 am

●主流成分:愛情的梗。

●系列商品:夢幻、唯美及進口的羅曼蒂克。

●使用效果:

1.調味:甜蜜。有時混搭鹹的、熱的眼淚。

2.調溫:溫暖、溫柔。搭配心頭暖暖的撲通、撲通。

3.調光:朦朧美。混搭旁人看到的閃光。

4.調色:粉紅最夯。有時混搭臉紅。

5.輸入:美好的回憶。混搭幸福感。

●使用時機:

1.戀愛常備。

2.約會必備。

3.紀念日、情人節要有準備。

●使用方法:

1.標準型:風花雪月、詩情畫意的景、物與話題。

2.主動型:牽手、抱抱,以及打電話、傳簡訊、說我愛你等。

3.耐心型:陪他、聽他說話等。

4.催眠型:讚他外貌、穿著,甚至觀點。

5.道具型:玫瑰、蛋糕、巧克力等。

6.場面型:燭光晚餐。

7.驚喜型:告白、求婚、禮物等。

8.意外型:吃醋、默契、巧遇等。

9.挑戰型:隨時保持戀愛狀態。

10.長效型:慢慢一起變老,乃江湖認證的最佳浪漫。

●日常進修:電視劇、電影、小說、流行歌曲等。

●特別推薦:別人的老梗可能是你們的好梗。

●供需難題:

1.女人多半期待浪漫大秀。

2.男人通常缺乏浪漫細胞。

●浪漫規則:不切實際。

●啟示:浪漫不能當飯吃,但她會樂意煮飯給你吃。




【2012/02/11 聯合報】@ http://udn.com/

家有一寶/可愛的失智寶貝

家有一寶/可愛的失智寶貝 【聯合報╱林琳(新竹市)】 2012.02.11 02:48 am
大阿姨今年八十八歲,經常出現失智的狀況,但晚輩們卻覺得她是個聰明的老人家。

我去探望她時,免不了會說:「阿姨,妳真好命,孩子和孫子都那麼孝順,天天陪伴著妳!」她會小聲地說:「其實我並不認識他們,只是他們都是很有愛心的好人,對我好好喔,我想他們大概都是天使吧!」這麼一說,讓這些被說成是天使的晚輩,只好努力繼續的當好天使的角色。

她在吃過晚飯後,會張羅著說:「最後吃完飯的人,要記得把剩菜放洗衣機,把襪子放冰箱。」

表哥會重複一遍老媽的話,這時阿姨就說:「年輕人你說錯了,應該是把襪子放洗衣機,把剩菜放冰箱。」

表哥說:「妳剛剛就是這樣說。」阿姨說:「我不記得我有這麼說,但是我聽到你這麼說。」表哥哭笑不得,只好低下頭繼續吃水果。

阿姨很愛漂亮,她常坐在化妝檯前,拿著吹風機為自己的頭髮造型,一吹就是半小時。在旁邊看的小孫女拉著她說:「阿嬤,妳的吹風機沒有插電呢!」她依然自得其樂的繼續吹,小孫女實在看不下去,就把吹風機的插頭拿到她眼前說:「阿嬤,妳看妳根本沒有插電。」

這時阿姨就會說:「小孩子那麼頑皮,我吹得好好的,妳怎麼把我的插頭拔掉了呢?」

假日時晚輩們聚在一起,常常問她說:「想想看,我是誰?叫什麼名字?」剛開始她還會努力想,後來實在想不起來了,就回答:「你們都那麼大的人了,自己叫什麼名字應該自己要知道,為什麼一直問我啊?」

她很喜歡我表妹,每次看到她就說:「大美女,妳怎麼有空來看我呀!」我表妹說:「媽,我是妮妮,妳還記得我嗎?」

「妳別逗我開心,我哪有這福氣,有這麼漂亮的女兒呀!妳願意當我的女兒嗎?」表妹說願意時,她就高興的抱著她,連連的說:「我真是有福氣呀!」

雖然大阿姨已經忘記許多事情,但是她所說出來的話以及所做的事都充滿了幽默與鼓勵,讓大家很喜歡親近她,她真是家人心中的寶貝呀!

【2012/02/10 聯合報】@ http://udn.com

星期六, 2月 11, 2012

老翁炫耀3P 少妻傷心訴離獲准

老翁炫耀3P 少妻傷心訴離獲准
【聯合報╱記者饒磐安/板橋報導】

2012.02.11 02:49 am

72歲蔡姓老人,17年前娶了小他35歲的太太並生下兒子,去年3月無故離家到大陸上海,兒子到上海找他,他卻炫耀自己性能力很強,可以玩「三P」,還要寄照片回台給太太看。蔡妻傷心訴請離婚,法官判准。

37歲陸姓婦人向板橋地院主張,她1995年結婚,隔年生下兒子;但婚後因年齡差距過大時常吵架,無業的丈夫不體恤她辛苦賣地瓜維持生計,還嫌棄她的長相,並多次以不堪入耳的髒話辱罵她。

丈夫去年3月不告而別,她事後打聽到丈夫在上海,她叫兒子到上海找父親回家,但他竟在兒子面前炫耀性能力及玩女人的事;她不想再忍受丈夫的精神折磨,希望法官判准離婚。

法官傳喚蔡姓男子,但他都未到庭;蔡的兒子出庭證稱,他去找父親時,父親說想離婚,甚至告訴他年紀雖大但性能力很強,在上海玩過許多女人,還可以「三P」,並說要寄照片回台灣給妻子看。

蔡的兒子難過的說,父母年紀相差太多,常溝通不良,他從小看父母吵架到大,贊成父母離婚,他願跟著母親賣地瓜。法官判准離婚;蔡的兒子監護權則判給蔡妻。

【2012/02/11 聯合報】@ http://udn.com/

星期四, 2月 09, 2012

祝天下有情人, 終成眷屬 !

情人節快樂!

戀愛是一種追求與被追求的親密過程!
有些人困難無比,有些又一帆風順!
在此,先~
祝福 天下的有情人, 終成眷屬 !

萬丈高樓平地起,凡事均有其正確步驟和方法,以及其困難度,
不可能一次就圓滿成功!但在任何時刻,總是要對自己有自信!
戀愛時,遇到再大的難題都一定可以找到比較良善的解決方法,
莫尋短路,記得您身邊一定有親人或好友,還愛著你!請開口
向他們請教相關戀愛的諸多經驗喔 \^^/

( 下方有些用語是只適用於成人喔!
小孩子可以學學句子的用法,但不可以連句子的「真實行為」
都提早學會了喔!乖!)


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一起學學相關 English 吧!

( 下方連結 Pretty Woman 完整電影 )
.. enter

情人節 有趣妙新聞
..link觀看之
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台灣單一主題最多的節日是情人節。2月14是西洋情人節,
3月14是白色情人節,農曆7月初7(七夕)是中國情人節。

Valentine's Day 情人節(每年2月14日)
http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine's_Day
..link 情人節的由來

Happy Valentine's Day 情人節快樂

Human beings are emotional creatures.
人類是情感的動物.

She has a beautiful face. 她有一張漂亮的臉蛋。

"Her charm is beyond description !" he exclaimed.
「她的媚力難以形容!」 他驚呼.

He envied her unusual talent.
他羨慕她不凡的才能.

He earns decent wages.
他賺取不錯的薪水.

He has an extraordinary faculty for mathematics.
他在數學方面有優異的才能. ( facculty = ability 才能)

His niece is attractive and mature for her age.
以她姪女的年齡而言,她既有媚力又成熟.

The spectators were moved by her graceful performance.
觀眾為她優雅的演技所感動.
( 古人說戲子無情,那是不太一定的事! 但戲裡戲外確實是不同的世界! )

She has two brothers.

She is above all praise. 再多的讚美對她來說也不為過.

She is kind , beautiful and , above all , wise.
她不但溫柔漂亮,更有智慧.

She has many accomplishments. 她是個才女.

She is adept at playing the guitar.
她善於彈吉他.

She is the admiration of all who know her.
所有認識她的人都讚賞她.

She is always kind to her friends.
她對朋友都很好.

She became more and more beautiful.她變得越來越漂亮.

She is a perfect angel.她簡直是一個天使.

She is involved in many political activities.
她參加許多政治活動.

Her ambition is to become prime minister.
她的抱負是當首相.

I'll try to make as many friends as I can.
我會試著盡量多交一些朋友.

I like her friendly attitude.
我喜歡她友善的態度.

He is an overweight man. 他太胖了.

He is getting along with his neighbors.
他和鄰居相處得很好.

As you know , he is very kind.
如你所知,他非常和善.

They say the man used to be well off.
聽說,那個男士以前很富有.

Eagerness is one of his attributes.
熱心是他的特質.

He thinks he's another Edison.
他自認為是愛迪生第二.

He is a musician and poet.
他既是音樂家也是詩人.

Are you American ? No,I'm not. I'm Canadian.
你是美國人嗎? 不,不是. 我是加拿大人.

Her ex-boyfriend was brought up in Portugal.
她前男友是在葡萄牙長大的.

Who's your favorite musician ?
你喜歡的音樂家是誰?

He often travels by airplane.他經常搭飛機旅行.

He is an able man. 他是一個才能出眾的人.

He is not rich , but altogether he is happy.
他並不富裕,但總地來說他很快樂.

He has an agreeable personality.
他的個性很好相處.

His pastime is strolling along the shore.
他的消遣活動是到海邊散步.

What is he about ? 他是做什麼的?

There is something noble about her.
她有貴族氣息.

You can make yourself anything you want. (電影East of Eden對白)
It's up to you.
你可以塑造你想要得自己.那全靠你自己.
..East of Eden片段劇情

Boys are aggressive in asking for dates.
男孩子在要求約會上是積極主動的.

The passive man seldom , if ever, expresses himself.
即使有,那位行事消極的男子,也很少表達自己的意見.

active adj 積極的
passive adj 消極的
express N.快遞 快車 vt表達
expressive adj表情豐富的
expression N.表情 ;表現

She is a woman of great charm.她是個很有魅力的女子.
..華人男人眼中的女神..林志玲所主演的 幸福額度

He can charm any girl. 他令所有女孩傾倒.

I am charmed to meet you. 見到你使我很開心.

It is time that you went to bed. Turn off the radio.
( 對情人的生活習慣您是否完全能接受呢? )

charming adj.迷人的; 有魅力的; 悅人的

charmer n.美女;魔術師;弄蛇者

a love affair 戀情

He looked me in the face. 他盯著我的臉看.

My hobbies are computer networking.我的興趣是電腦網路.

What do you do in your spare time ?
你有空時做什麼?

Let me know some things about you.
請告訴我關於你的一些事.

She appears to be happy.
= It appears that she is happy.
她看起來很幸福.

She is attached to her grandmother.
她深愛她的祖母.

She has a friendly appearance.她的樣子很親切.

From his appearance he seemed poor.
從他的外表看來,他似乎很窮.

She attended him when he was ill.
她在他生病時照顧他.

Don't judge a man by his appearance.
=Appearance can be deceptive.
不可盡信外表.

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I am gland to see you.

How are you getting on ? 近來如何?

Can I take her out for a dinner? 我可以約她吃飯嗎?

Will you come to the dance tomorrow? 明天您要來參加舞會嗎?
Yes, I will.
I'll pick you up at six.我6點來載你.

How about going for a walk?
Why not?
I'd be glad to.

She is out with Tom.
她和湯姆出去了,現在不在.

I will ask Jane out tomorrow.
明天我要約珍出來.

I made an appointment to meet him.
我約好和他見面.

Do you love me ?
I love you.

I love you as much as You love me.
= I love you as much as You.
我愛你就如同你愛我一般. (彼此深深地相愛)

He patted his girl friend on the head.
他撫摸他女友的頭.

He had her down on the bed.
他把她壓倒在床上.

Little kiss on your ear.
Good night, sweetheart.
I'll see you later.
讓我親一下你的耳朵.親愛的.晚安.再見!

He kissed me.

I kissed her on the cheek.我吻了她的臉頰.

I threw a kiss to her. (飛吻)

He allowed me to enter his room.他允許我進他的房間.

Now his lips are on mine. (現在他的唇與我的重疊在一起)
Take your lips off mine. (要停止上句舉動時...請說)

Where do the noses go ? (電影戰地鐘聲 For Whom the Bell Tolls kiss戲的對白)
我們的鼻子要放在哪裡才好
They are not in the way. Are they?
鼻子不礙事嘛! \^_^/

Let's have fun. 讓我們狂歡吧!

Keep in mind that youth is not eternal.
記住,青春不是永久的.

Let her do what she will.讓她做他想做的事.

She talked with him as if they had been old friends.
她跟他像老朋友一般地交談.

I'm done for. 我已經不行了.
I'm done up. 筋疲力盡了.

Will you put me up tonight ?
今晚在你這而留宿好嗎?

I must be off now. 我得走了.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
今日事今日畢 ( 向女友求愛的密語 )

Can I have a double room? 有雙人房嗎? (預約旅館時用語)
Can I have a single room? 有單人房嗎? (預約旅館時用語)

Smile , if you've had sex today!
微笑吧!假如你今天有性交.

I think you have had it. 做愛了吧?

He is in a good time.他極為快樂.

May I keep you a little longer ?
再停留一下好嗎?

Will you keep in touch with me ?
請跟我聯絡好嗎?

George would do anything to win Mary's affections.
為了贏得瑪莉的芳心,喬治什麼都願意做.

I don't know how to express my my deep appreciation
for your help.
對你的幫助我深表感謝.

Everybody seeks after happiness.
人人都追求幸福.

Why don't you pull up and take a rest for a while ?
你為什麼不把車停下來休息一下?

We walked along ,chatting and singing.
我們一路邊走邊聊天唱歌.

Please make yourself at home.
不要拘束.

Her plain clothes were appropriate for the occasion.
她簡樸的穿著是適合那場合.

I will always love you.
..惠妮休斯頓 I Will Always Love You
CNN:惠妮休斯頓 猝死比佛利希爾頓飯店
東森新聞 – 2012年2月12日 上午10:54.. .
美國女歌手惠妮休斯頓一度傳出死在紐約夜店,現在根據美國CNN的報導,
惠妮的屍體是在美國西岸比佛利山莊的希爾頓飯店內,死因還沒有辦法釐清。
..蘋果news I will always love you 含歌詞
..終極保鑣電影

The announcement of their marriage was made today.
他們在今天公佈了結婚的消息.

We go to church almost every Sunday.
我們幾乎每星期都會去教會.

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I like you.

I like you , but I love Jimmy.

Be a good boy tonight. 今晚,老實點!

get out of my hair 不要糾纏我

Her words angered me.
她的話激怒了我.

His expenses exceed his income far and away.
他的花費遠超過他的所得.

By all appearance , they're haveing a fight.
就一切跡象來看,他們正在吵架.

In spite of our congratulations, he frowned and turned away.
雖然我們向他恭喜,他卻皺眉,轉過頭去.

He is anything but a teacher.
他絕不會是位老師.

have an affair with... 與某人有曖昧關係

The vague rumor proved to be false.
那個曖昧的謠言證明是錯的.

My parents don't approve of my marrying Tom.
我父母不贊成我嫁給湯姆.

She was dead tired of her household chores.
她厭透了她的家務瑣事.

These days, the motive for marriage is not necessarily pure.
現今結婚的動機未必單純.

His unkindness made her angry.
他的不友善令她很生氣.

He got angry at her words.
他對她說的話生氣.

Get lost! 滾出去!

Get out! 出去!

I hate you.

I don't want any kind of love any more . ( 伊甸園之東電影的對白字句 )
It doesn't pay off.
我絕不要任何的愛,划不來嘛!

I can not put up with you any more.
我再也忍受不了你.

There is a rumor in the air that they may get married.
謠傳他們也許會結婚.

She gave me the cold shoulder.她對我冷淡.

Let's get down to work.我們認真工作吧!

He was transferred to an overseas branch.
他被調到國外的分部去.

She kept crying.她一直哭不停.

Their sudden divorce astounded everyone.
他們閃電離婚使大家大吃一驚.

She poured her passion into her kids as much as she could.
盡可能將其熱情專注在她孩子的身上.

Nobody could work out the problem.
沒人能解決那問題.

He was disappointed at the results. 他對結果感到失望。

I'm disappointed that you will not be able to come.
你不能前來, 我很失望。

Let me alone. 別管我.

I have your fate in my hands.
你的命運操在我的手中. (恐怖情人可能會說的話!)(如:鐵達尼號女主角Rose未婚夫...)
..鐵達尼號主題曲
..恐怖情人要趁早離開他!
..相關news link
(如 : 嗜酒如命.好賭.好毒.好強力膠.會暴力待你或待他人.花錢如流水又不認真工作賺錢.太愛錢如命.有特殊癖好是你極受不了的.無法獨立自主.會對弱小動物極不人道.你有急難事他不肯幫妳一把... )

He was adddicted to gambling. 他迷上了賭博.

He amended his way of living. 他修正了生活方式.

She can not even fry an egg, let alone prepare an entire meal.
她連蛋都不會煎,更不用說做一頓飯了.

Everything is all over now.現在一切都結束了.

The girl is a pick-up.
She lets any boy pick her up.
那少女放蕩不拘.可接受任何男孩的邀約.

Her cheeks began to glow with shame.
她的臉頰因羞愧而開始變紅.

Her relatives were convinced of her innocence.
她的親戚深信她的清白.

You will be sorry fir this some day.
你將會後悔的.

Housewives may well complain about their daily routine.
家庭主婦大概會抱怨她們每天不變的家務事.

Please let on what my boy friend is doing there.
請透露我男友在那裡做什麼?

I am out with her.
我和她感情破裂了

She is down on me. I don't know why.
她在恨我.我不知道原因.

He called me down in front of her.
他當著她的面指責我.

He is difficult to get on with.
他很難相處.

Why did you get angry with me yesterday?
昨天,你為什麼對我發脾氣?

You are going too far.
你說得太過份了.

All that glitters is not gold.閃爍者未必都是金.
不要只從外表判斷事物.

Can I call off the appointment?
我可以取消約會嗎?

We have to talk the matter over now.
現在我們必須好好討論一下這問題.
My parents had come over from Taiwan.
我的雙親已從台灣回來了.

Don't go away.不要走

Go away. 走開!

I was kept out by my girl friend.
我被女朋友關在門外.

My wife locked me up.
我被太太鎖在門外.

I 'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
不好意思讓你久等.

I took her for my girl friend.
我誤認她是我的女朋友.

You must give up the idea.

You must give her up. ( 向被女性拋棄的男生如此說 )

Let me alone.
不要理我.

I can not put up with her any more.
我再也受不了她了.

Please pay up the debt immediately.
請馬上還清借款.

I have had my ups and downs in life.
我已經歷了人生的浮沈.

Buck up! Never say die. We'll get along. (卓別林電影的對白)
振作起精神!不要說死.我們兩個可以進行得很順利!


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My girl friend and I made up yesterday.
女友和我昨天和好了.

What will you to drink ? 你想要喝些什麼?
I will have some coffee, please .我想來些咖啡.
Let me share the bill. 讓我們平均分攤費用吧!
Put it down to my account.記在我的帳上.

Let's take a day off. 我們休假一天吧!

We were sure of our future.
我們對我們的將來有信心.

You must think over your future. 你必須要好好想想你的將來.

Live and let live. 互相幫助,共存共榮.

Can I count on your help ? 我可以依靠你的幫忙嗎?

He made me happy.他使我幸福.

This ring must be pure gold.
這戒指一定是純金的.

I will give you a ring.
我要給你戒指.

She is busy to put by money for the wedding.
她拼命存錢結婚.

He made a careful choice of his wife.
他慎重地選擇了他自己的妻子.

One cannot emphasize too much the importance of welfare.
幸福真的太重要了.
(cannot do too much 不會太過份)

We got married in Hawaii.
我們在夏威夷結了婚.

The bride's father gave her away in tears.
新娘的父親流著眼淚把女兒交給新郎.



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How did you get to know her?
你怎麼認識她的?

He has a good sense for a country girl.
他對鄉村女孩感覺很好.

You have to go by what your girl friend says.
你要聽從你女朋友的話.

She does well by her boy friend.
她盡力幫助她的男朋友.

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Can you do without me?
你沒有我可比活下去嗎?
No, I can not do without you.
不,我沒有你活不下去.

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A: Will you come to my home tomorrow ?
B: Yes, I will come.
B: What time may I come to your home ?

Will you come to my room , right now ?

What did you do with yourself last night?
昨晚你怎麼啦?

I had a good time yesterday.
昨天,我過得很快樂

I had a wonderful time yesterday.
我昨天渡過美好的時光.

Have a good time. 保重! 期待你再來!

You had better take care of yourself.
你要保重自己.

Goodbye and keep well !
再見,保重!

Do you have a date for this evening ?
你今晚有沒有約會?

You have nothing to worry about.
你沒有甚麼好擔心的呀!

Women can not keep secrets.
女人保守不了秘密.

Always keep your word.
務必遵守諾言.

I'll keep my word , I promise.
我保證,我會遵守諾言.

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You had a call from Mary.
瑪莉曾打電話給你.

She came by me. 她走近我.
A: You know what comes between me and my Calvins ?
A: Nothing.
我和牛仔褲之間有甚麼嗎?
沒有
B: You're a too-hot-to-handle woman.
你太過熱情了我承受不了.

They were once a great family , but they have come down.
他們曾經是一個有聲望的家庭,但如今已沒落了.

I will give a party tomorrow at 6.

I went out with him last night.

Take me with you.帶我一起去.

She took his fancy.
她令他喜歡.

He took me by surprise.
他會令我嚇一跳.

I took her out for a walk.
我曾帶她出去散步.

Will you take me a movie ?
你要帶我去看電影嗎?

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My father gives his best wishes to you.
我父親向你問好.

Please give my kind regards to your father.
請代我向您父親問安.

You must take it upon yourself.
你務必要負責任.


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星期二, 2月 07, 2012

新天生一對 電影心得

●表演藝術作業­─看表演寫心得

●電影名稱:新天生一對
●心得:

這部電影主要是描述主角阿B原是賽車場上的賽車手,因為一次摔車的意外,讓他失去了所有,妻子也離他而去,他的人生用酒和賭博來麻醉自己,某天,他的妻子帶回了一個孩子,據稱是阿B的小孩,要他代為照顧。突如其來的逆轉,讓自我放棄的阿B重新振作起來,父子從陌生到難以割捨,也讓阿B懂得付出愛,使生命又燃起全新的希望!最後阿B決定從哪裡跌倒就從哪裡站起來,他重回賽車場,為自己的人生重新努力!

親情,是萬人歌頌的,看似柔弱似水,卻是剛強不屈,再多的掌聲,再多的凱歌,再多的稱頌,都抵不過親情的可貴,親情如同滿懷愛的肥料,把孩子培養茁壯,而有所成就,是一份感激不盡的恩情。

失敗其實並不可怕,只要懂得用心振作去面對,或許能成為人生的轉機,親情就像綿延的思緒,是種斷不了的情感,人生歷程曲折多變,就如高深莫測的海洋,生命就是海洋中的船隻,如何到達彼岸,就要奮鬥了!每個人都是生命的設計師,一切都掌握在自己手中,當絕望時,若能展現積極樂觀的一面,承擔眼前的一刻,不必擔心以後的事情,如果我們只是執著於讓自己不快樂的事情,會陷入更多負面的枷鎖,與其抱怨周遭不順遂,不如換個心境,找出快樂的自我!

人生的價值就是人生的意義。只要用心體會,就能發現──在人生的道路上, 有喜、怒、哀、樂,有挫折的時候,也平順的時候。每一次的考驗都是老天爺送給我們的禮物,也是前進的動力,珍惜每一次的機會,就能讓自己變得更好。每一個生命都有屬於它的意義與價值,只要用對地方就能綻放出自己的光彩。

.作者 :羅瑞謦 弘道國中712 (2012.2.7 Sam上傳)